Definition of a Heavy Smoker

I don't think it's just the total number of cigarettes smoked per day.
It really ought to be the total amount of smoke inhaled and, by that
standard, I think Jen ranks up there very, very highly. In both her
videos, when the angle is right and you can see the volume of
exhaled smoke, it's just absolutely amazing. She can fill up a
car in ONE exhale and a living room in two!!! Some of us also
actually also prefer women who have SHORT cigarettes ... I've
never understood why the long ones were unanimously considered
"sexier". Well, I am different but I'll bet that I have others here
who would agree with me.

Eleuthero